Disclaimer: The following bout is set to depict NACW's comeback to prominence. Following this match, our federation will see a revitalized bi-weekly schedule of its flagship show, Black Friday, leading up to a Pay-Per-View card. This contest is set for No-Disqualifications and is for the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Enjoy the match, and remember to check back to see the ever unfolding story at nachamps.yolasite.com.
Megadeth "Black Friday" from "Good Mourning/Black Friday" off of Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? Kicks off the show:
Good ol' Jim Ross: We are live in front of a sold out United Center. Over 22,000 strong here in Chicago, Illinois. This capacity crowd is in for a ride as we will crown a new NACW World Heavyweight Champion. I'm Jim Ross and alongside me is "The Brain", among other nicknames, Bobby Heenan.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: Am I on? Is this on? Can you hear me Ross? Is this...I don't...
JR: I can hear you just fine, Brain, but I have a feeling you'll talk either way.
BH: Easy Ross. Ya know, I've got a bone to pick with this new management...
JR: Well Brain, I'm sure you do, but before you get to that I need to tell the people at home what they're in store for.
BH: Typical white-socker. You always do what your boss tells ya?
JR: That's why I've had a steady job, Brain. Folks, tonight, you can smell the big game atmosphere. It's so dense, you could cut it with a knife. We're about to crown a new NACW World champion, it's either going to be Booker T. or...The Undertaker.
BH: WHAT!? No Flair? No Perfect? Not even Andre...What kind of company is this?
JR: As you see the tale of the tape, neither of these men need your validation to be here. Both are extremely qualified,
both ready for a fight. So with that, let's go to Michael Cole in the ring.
MC: Ladies and gentlemen welcome! Welcome to a very special bout here at NACW's pre-inaugural Black Friday. Before we get to introductions, NACW has informed me to tell you that the official first episode of Black Friday will air on June 15th. Check your local listings.
JR: There you see it, Brain. The most coveted prize in the game.
MC: Now, without further ado...
MVP: Hold up! Hold up!
MVP: Cole, you ain't gonna do this right here. Allow me. PEONS AND PEASANTS! ONE AND ALL! Introducing!
(Crowd: YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK)
MVP: INTRODUCING!! A 5-time World Heavyweight Champion and the current "King" of the Ring...BOOOOOOKAAAAH T!
BH: This guy has what it takes. This guy has the know how to get that belt. I'd manage him, but I'm not one to affiliate with gangs.
JR: Booker T, highly acclimated. As his crony MVP said it, he is a 5 time World Heavyweight Champion.
BH: I smell 6. I also smell...what is that...sausage? Maybe that's the "atmosphere" you were talkin' about.
JR: I don't know if our ring attendee is appreciating the ear full he's getting from MVP. This crowd is certainly not in favor of the "King".
BH: You gotta treat kingly wardrobe with a certain kind of delicacy. MVP knows that. I need MVP to come to my Korean dry cleaners with me. You think he knows Korean?
JR: Highly unlikely.
JR: Booker, getting warmed up here. The mental games that The Undertaker plays are going to set in.
BH: It's true Ross. That Deadman, he can bury you before he even walks through the curtain. I wouldn't want to be Booker T right now.
JR: It's not a sought after position to be against The Undertaker, but if you're Booker T, the light at the end of the tunnel is the World title.
BH: Is he calling off MVP!!?
JR: I appears he is. That's class right there. He wants this thing, but he wants it the right way. Good for him.
BH: STUPID! Ross, that's the dumbest thing he could've ever done. Aww...I can't root for this guy.
Not when he's making mistakes right out of the gate.